Libcabfobbotnibgof is a god.
She takes the form of a massive, witty
hedgehog.
Libcabfobbotnibgof created dark matter three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Libcabfobbotnibgof, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Libcabfobbotnibgof, she will turn you into a frog.
Libcabfobbotnibgof's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.
Libcabfobbotnibgof's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your neck.
2. Pray towards the west.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
5. Do not commit murder.