Fumveddunkombencubrotgut is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish dove.

Fumveddunkombencubrotgut created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumveddunkombencubrotgut, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fumveddunkombencubrotgut, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fumveddunkombencubrotgut's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Fumveddunkombencubrotgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed apples to pigs while wearing fawn coats.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never sit in the presence of gulls.

4. Feed all hungry mice.

5. Pray towards the south.