Hit is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sage badger.

Hit created Europe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hit, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Hit, it will turn you into a plant.

Hit's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Hit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hit.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Do not shave your arms.