Rulgunjig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, unthoughtful toad.

Rulgunjig created the planet Jupiter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulgunjig, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Rulgunjig, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Rulgunjig's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Rulgunjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Monkeys are not to be trusted.