Wotponmip Lambutmot is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, overgenerous donkey.

Wotponmip Lambutmot created snails two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotponmip Lambutmot, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wotponmip Lambutmot, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Wotponmip Lambutmot's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Wotponmip Lambutmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Retreat if eight geese approach from the west.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.