Tailbimhin is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, cheerful monkey.

Tailbimhin created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailbimhin, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tailbimhin, it will laugh at you.

Tailbimhin's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Tailbimhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Do not listen to music.