Nabhogdob is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, quiet scorpion.

Nabhogdob created time and space six million years ago.

If you believe in Nabhogdob, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Nabhogdob, he will destroy your favourite star.

Nabhogdob's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Nabhogdob's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black whales, for they are unholy.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not take Nabhogdob's name in vain.