Rutjapont Cutquagmob is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ill-tempered centaur.

Rutjapont Cutquagmob created dark energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rutjapont Cutquagmob, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rutjapont Cutquagmob, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Rutjapont Cutquagmob's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Rutjapont Cutquagmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not speak about coconuts.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never think ill of sick snakes.