Kam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, merciless swallow.

Kam created a bottom quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kam, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kam, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Kam's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Kam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Kam loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Hide from fawn aardvarks for they are unholy.