Bedyarlxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, fast wasp.

Bedyarlxuck created viruses nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedyarlxuck, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bedyarlxuck, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bedyarlxuck's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Bedyarlxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick birds.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

5. Gulls are not to be trusted.