Lip is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, irritating goose.

Lip created the planet Venus six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lip, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lip, it will turn you into a mole.

Lip's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Lip's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from orange tapirs for they are unholy.

2. Never sing near mites.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Retreat if nine monkeys approach from the south.

5. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.