Dotlopcub is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, astonishing goat.

Dotlopcub created parasitic wasps three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotlopcub, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dotlopcub, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dotlopcub's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Dotlopcub's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not eat spinach.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Dotlopcub loves whales, so they must be respected.