Dinominveg is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, ill-tempered spider.

Dinominveg created light six million years ago.

If you believe in Dinominveg, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dinominveg, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Dinominveg's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Dinominveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill nematodes.

2. Hide if seven voles approach from the west.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always help sick rats.