Stipbapmob is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, loving deer.

Stipbapmob created everything that exists seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipbapmob, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stipbapmob, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Stipbapmob's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Stipbapmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never jump near sharks.

5. Never look in ponds.