Quatfoddun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, competent lion.

Quatfoddun created the Andromeda Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Quatfoddun, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Quatfoddun, it will turn you into a slug.

Quatfoddun's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Quatfoddun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Never think ill of sick foxes.

3. Quatfoddun must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quatfoddun.

5. Never feed onions to geese while wearing cyan stockings.