Ortdimvid is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, vain duck.

Ortdimvid created light six million years ago.

If you believe in Ortdimvid, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ortdimvid, it will throw large rocks at you.

Ortdimvid's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Ortdimvid's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Ortdimvid.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Never sit near bats.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.