Wodnurjat Jarnrotgil is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, temperamental dove.

Wodnurjat Jarnrotgil created oxygen seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodnurjat Jarnrotgil, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wodnurjat Jarnrotgil, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Wodnurjat Jarnrotgil's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Wodnurjat Jarnrotgil's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet doves, for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wodnurjat Jarnrotgil.