Quagyarlxen is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, conceited wyvern.

Quagyarlxen created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quagyarlxen, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quagyarlxen, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Quagyarlxen's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Quagyarlxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Put Quagyarlxen first in all things.

3. Never paint your face brown.

4. Never talk about manatees.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.