Wigdimpon is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, vain pig.

Wigdimpon created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wigdimpon, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wigdimpon, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Wigdimpon's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Wigdimpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick frogs.

2. Never talk about shrews.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Wigdimpon loves birds, so they must be respected.

5. Do not hurt seals.