Nulhunnur is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, effective sheep.

Nulhunnur created humankind four million years ago.

If you believe in Nulhunnur, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nulhunnur, he will make you grow a tail.

Nulhunnur's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Nulhunnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nulhunnur.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think ill of sick doves.