Zigsad is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, thoughtless bee.

Zigsad created carbon four years ago.

If you believe in Zigsad, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zigsad, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Zigsad's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Zigsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not commit murder.