Zodstansand Yikditdidort is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, dishonest rat.

Zodstansand Yikditdidort created oxygen four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodstansand Yikditdidort, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zodstansand Yikditdidort, she will turn you into a mole.

Zodstansand Yikditdidort's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Zodstansand Yikditdidort's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Do not speak about grapes.

3. Never talk about bats.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. Never look in ponds.