Flagxucarnbonkstikcarhot is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, slow jellyfish.

Flagxucarnbonkstikcarhot created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flagxucarnbonkstikcarhot, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Flagxucarnbonkstikcarhot, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Flagxucarnbonkstikcarhot's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Flagxucarnbonkstikcarhot's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never mention nematodes.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
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