Bellyarltif is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, omnipotent monkey.

Bellyarltif created snails five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellyarltif, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bellyarltif, he will destroy your favourite star.

Bellyarltif's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bellyarltif's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick moths.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.