Bellyarltif is a god.
He takes the form of a slender, omnipotent
monkey.
Bellyarltif created snails five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bellyarltif, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Bellyarltif, he will destroy your favourite star.
Bellyarltif's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.
Bellyarltif's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick moths.
2. Never wear shirts.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.