Pascidjab is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, self-assured camel.

Pascidjab created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pascidjab, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pascidjab, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Pascidjab's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Pascidjab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. You must never eat limes.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

5. Run away from mauve sheep, for they are unholy.