Cubkikspaglog is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, selfish crow.

Cubkikspaglog created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubkikspaglog, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cubkikspaglog, she will turn you into a mouse.

Cubkikspaglog's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Cubkikspaglog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Always look after injured whales.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.