Cedratzog is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, sapient owl.

Cedratzog created oxygen four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedratzog, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cedratzog, she will turn you into a frog.

Cedratzog's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Cedratzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not speak about turnips.

3. Worship no other gods but Cedratzog.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.