Febbomquafyim is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omniscient turtle.

Febbomquafyim created a photon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febbomquafyim, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Febbomquafyim, it will not invite you to parties.

Febbomquafyim's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Febbomquafyim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick swans.

2. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.
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