Meghamfly Himgadhen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, idiotic troll.

Meghamfly Himgadhen created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Meghamfly Himgadhen, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Meghamfly Himgadhen, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Meghamfly Himgadhen's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Meghamfly Himgadhen's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine manatees approach from the east.

2. Run away if six sharks approach from the west.

3. Put Meghamfly Himgadhen first in all things.

4. Hide from gray tortoises for they are unholy.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.
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