Ruttren is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, narcissistic
penguin.
Ruttren created humanity eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ruttren, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Ruttren, it will manifest in front of you.
Ruttren's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.
Ruttren's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Worship no other gods but Ruttren.
3. Never write about comets.
4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.
5. Retreat if eight cats approach from the north.