Jigstafrull is a god.
She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, benevolent
unicorn.
Jigstafrull created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Jigstafrull, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Jigstafrull, she will remove you from existence.
Jigstafrull's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.
Jigstafrull's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your chest.
2. Hide if eight birds approach from the north.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Do not take Jigstafrull's name in vain.
5. Never look at comets.