Vigmifbad Flisfudlinbotnabdadyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, idiotic goose.

Vigmifbad Flisfudlinbotnabdadyarl created life seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vigmifbad Flisfudlinbotnabdadyarl, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vigmifbad Flisfudlinbotnabdadyarl, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Vigmifbad Flisfudlinbotnabdadyarl's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Vigmifbad Flisfudlinbotnabdadyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

4. Never think ill of sick foxes.

5. Never write about planets.
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