Bestarmtaf is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-powerful goose.

Bestarmtaf created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestarmtaf, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bestarmtaf, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bestarmtaf's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Bestarmtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face pink.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bestarmtaf.

5. Always take life seriously.