Madstafhim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, almighty warg.

Madstafhim created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Madstafhim, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Madstafhim, it will strike you with lightening.

Madstafhim's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Madstafhim's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always help voles.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Never think about gravity.
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