Pib is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, merciful armadillo.

Pib created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Pib, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Pib, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Pib's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Pib's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never think ill of sick birds.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Put Pib first in all things.