Targsigget Ragwanpin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, all-powerful naga.

Targsigget Ragwanpin created a bottom quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targsigget Ragwanpin, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Targsigget Ragwanpin, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Targsigget Ragwanpin's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Targsigget Ragwanpin's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Targsigget Ragwanpin.

2. Never run in the presence of pigs.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Hide from turquoise cats for they are unholy.