Bognigtinont is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, unthoughtful pigeon.

Bognigtinont created life nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bognigtinont, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bognigtinont, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bognigtinont's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Bognigtinont's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Erect seven carbon sculptures of Bognigtinont on top of important buildings.
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