Tinbonbog is a god.
It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthoughtful
dove.
Tinbonbog created dark energy eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tinbonbog, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Tinbonbog, it will denounce you as a heretic.
Tinbonbog's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.
Tinbonbog's Holy Commandments1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tinbonbog.
2. Always wear gray.
3. Feed all hungry snails.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.