Xuckflyzimtof is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely fat, cheerful
dragonfly.
Xuckflyzimtof created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.
If you believe in
Xuckflyzimtof, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Xuckflyzimtof, she will turn you into a hamster.
Xuckflyzimtof's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.
Xuckflyzimtof's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick bats.
2. Do not shave your chest.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Do not wear silicon on your body.