Mumrowquim is a god.
She takes the form of a chunky, fussy
ant.
Mumrowquim created a charm quark eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Mumrowquim, she will not care.
If you do not believe in
Mumrowquim, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Mumrowquim's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.
Mumrowquim's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Mumrowquim six times a day.
2. Never feed oranges to rats while wearing black shoes.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.
5. Never write about gravity.