Jadcapdag is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, moody frog.

Jadcapdag created the planet Saturn two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadcapdag, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jadcapdag, she will have a low opinion of you.

Jadcapdag's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Jadcapdag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured monkeys.

2. Retreat if four turtles approach from the east.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always take life seriously.