Dinzagjop is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly large, happy
aardvark.
Dinzagjop created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dinzagjop, she will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Dinzagjop, she will turn you into a duck.
Dinzagjop's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Dinzagjop's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat turnips.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Do not sing in public.
5. Fast once a month.