Dinzagjop is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, happy aardvark.

Dinzagjop created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinzagjop, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dinzagjop, she will turn you into a duck.

Dinzagjop's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Dinzagjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat turnips.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Fast once a month.