Gadxenstaf is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-knowing raven.

Gadxenstaf created humanity seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadxenstaf, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gadxenstaf, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Gadxenstaf's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Gadxenstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of capybaras.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Never wear blue shorts.

5. Worship no other gods but Gadxenstaf.