Bitgad Nartwadyambemquartwadgessbod Spagfetzenteen
is a god.
She takes the form of a chunky, competent
octopus
.
Bitgad Nartwadyambemquartwadgessbod Spagfetzenteen
created light seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bitgad Nartwadyambemquartwadgessbod Spagfetzenteen
, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Bitgad Nartwadyambemquartwadgessbod Spagfetzenteen
, she will turn you into a slug.
Bitgad Nartwadyambemquartwadgessbod Spagfetzenteen's
most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.
Bitgad Nartwadyambemquartwadgessbod Spagfetzenteen's Holy Commandments
1. Never write about stars.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Erect four silver sculptures of Bitgad Nartwadyambemquartwadgessbod Spagfetzenteen on top of important buildings.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Never look in ponds.
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