Natbamnad is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, kind fly.

Natbamnad created silver three billion years ago.

If you believe in Natbamnad, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Natbamnad, it will destroy your favourite star.

Natbamnad's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Natbamnad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help great tits in need.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Run away if seven hamsters approach from the north.

4. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
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