Sinquart Dobripbon Watdissab is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, duplicitous butterfly.

Sinquart Dobripbon Watdissab created gold three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinquart Dobripbon Watdissab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sinquart Dobripbon Watdissab, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Sinquart Dobripbon Watdissab's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Sinquart Dobripbon Watdissab's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt badgers.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Always pray immersed in water.