Veenlikwit is a god.
She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, merciless
turtle.
Veenlikwit created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Veenlikwit, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Veenlikwit, she will destroy your favourite star.
Veenlikwit's most sacred site is Katteri in India.
Veenlikwit's Holy Commandments1. Show mercy to disobedient children.
2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
3. Never skip near snails.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.
5. Veenlikwit must be the most important thing in your life.