Ontdagflisarp is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, witty pigeon.

Ontdagflisarp created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ontdagflisarp, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ontdagflisarp, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Ontdagflisarp's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Ontdagflisarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ontdagflisarp.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Great tits are not to be trusted.

5. Never mention hamsters.