Higrillsin is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish rat.

Higrillsin created a quark two years ago.

If you believe in Higrillsin, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Higrillsin, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Higrillsin's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Higrillsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Always help frogs in need.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

5. Never feed carrots to porpoises while wearing turquoise rings.