Sislincen is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, grumpy hydra.

Sislincen created a down quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sislincen, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sislincen, it will try to impress you with trees.

Sislincen's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Sislincen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine aluminium sculptures of Sislincen on top of important buildings.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Sislincen loves snakes, so they must be respected.